This or That

So. I can spend $60 on a 3 month subscription to Match.com, to date a bunch of deuchebag losers with small penises who just want to get laid, and will get laid, if not by me, by some other dumb chick who decides she wants to feel loved...or liked, or even just wants a little bit of attention.  OR. I I can buy a scale that tells my weight, body fat percentage, and water weight and muscle mass for $43.98 + shipping.  

I cho0se the scale.