Unattainable Is the New Black

So, I'm pretty sure I have major issues, if anybody hasn't figured that out already. I mean, seriously...maybe its my strong desire to not to be in a relationship that I am unaware of? I have no idea. I've met a lot of great guys since I've been down here in DC. A LOT. These are great, (some very) attractive , successful, intelligent, worthy guys that I have met. Yet, none good enough. Why? You may ask. My simple answer...they're easy. They adore me. And for some odd reason, I have an issue with this. Everytime I am with them, my mind lingers back to two very different, yet very unattainable (for very different reasons) guys. EVERYTIME. Seriously, it could be the most frustrating thing ever. I don't even want to have sex with these guys that adore me, I don't. I could, but I don't want to...no, no, not Dre. She would rather masturbate to the idea of the unattainable ones. Okay, unattainable one. The other one hasn't even reached that point yet, but that is neither here nor there. Why can't I just be normal...like girls who would cream of the idea of guys falling all over them, the same idea that makes me want to projectile vomit all over my laptop as I furiously type this disturbing idea.

Re-Inventing the Ritual...

So, in honor of myself moving back to D.C. (I knew I'd be back one day), I've decided to dig up my old blog grave, and attempt once again, to dedicate myself to keeping a somewhat daily journal of the ever-so-exciting events of my life. For the few of those who actually read this, and did not know me when I lived in D.C. the first time, let me back up for a quick second and clear the water for you:

My roommate and I, when I lived in D.C. back in 2005, kept a daily journal of ourselves and the trouble we got into. I unfortunately, put that blog to rest, never to be found again, which I seriously regret because it was actually hilarious.

I am now returning, and determined to entertain myself and anybody else who desires to read this. For now, I will keep this at an introduction, stay tuned...